JOKE: Is He Dead?
Two hunters are out in the bush when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his cellphone and calls 111.
He gasps: "My friend’s dead, collapsed and isn’t breathing! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he really is dead."
There is a silence, then… A gunshot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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